And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1892 | 2012-07-03 07:56:24 | 117.99 | 94% |
| 1463 | 2012-02-25 04:23:59 | 123.77 | 99% |
| 721 | 2011-12-26 05:05:24 | 114.82 | 97% |
| 633 | 2011-12-24 10:04:26 | 116.02 | 95% |
| 321 | 2011-11-05 11:58:33 | 110.43 | 96% |
| 284 | 2011-11-04 06:13:55 | 96.14 | 93% |