And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 6383 | 2015-07-05 22:15:16 | 92.44 | 95% |
| 5927 | 2015-06-08 12:11:39 | 93.95 | 94% |
| 5707 | 2015-05-28 11:52:20 | 94.83 | 94% |
| 5486 | 2015-05-19 14:04:48 | 90.04 | 92% |
| 3774 | 2014-09-23 02:28:28 | 98.77 | 94% |
| 3267 | 2014-05-14 11:39:11 | 102.32 | 98% |
| 2916 | 2014-04-13 11:50:37 | 114.31 | 99% |
| 2717 | 2014-04-05 03:08:06 | 98.98 | 94% |
| 1184 | 2014-01-18 10:43:50 | 100.29 | 97% |
| 14 | 2012-03-03 11:32:25 | 67.78 | 94% |