Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 620 | 2017-02-19 09:42:25 | 58.68 | 91% |
| 197 | 2017-01-25 04:04:56 | 43.94 | 84% |