And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 5103 | 2016-09-11 16:36:06 | 163.59 | 97% |
| 4819 | 2016-08-28 14:08:53 | 184.85 | 100% |
| 4787 | 2016-08-28 13:42:30 | 164.24 | 98% |
| 4540 | 2016-08-25 16:12:21 | 152.01 | 96% |
| 4261 | 2016-08-19 16:01:42 | 157.91 | 98% |
| 3261 | 2015-11-29 12:18:19 | 151.53 | 95% |
| 3117 | 2015-11-14 16:00:49 | 151.38 | 97% |
| 3031 | 2015-11-02 06:43:43 | 154.93 | 98% |
| 2571 | 2012-04-29 09:09:06 | 175.96 | 98% |
| 2385 | 2012-04-27 14:31:05 | 146.72 | 95% |
| 1212 | 2012-01-22 07:39:21 | 136.04 | 92% |
| 798 | 2011-05-18 11:47:43 | 153.70 | 98% |
| 426 | 2011-01-16 18:48:12 | 133.78 |