Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 38196 | 2018-10-15 16:21:25 | 139.56 | 99% |
| 37377 | 2018-10-04 01:30:01 | 128.24 | 98% |
| 28327 | 2018-06-21 16:33:06 | 145.85 | 100% |
| 27583 | 2018-06-13 19:01:34 | 134.21 | 98% |
| 14778 | 2018-01-19 15:07:40 | 124.61 | 98% |