Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 51878 | 2021-09-02 13:49:43 | 127.77 | 97% |
| 50878 | 2021-06-09 12:06:45 | 136.87 | 98% |
| 44167 | 2019-11-05 20:34:20 | 118.73 | 95% |
| 44146 | 2019-11-05 18:56:56 | 117.17 | 95% |
| 41436 | 2019-07-24 23:08:25 | 129.66 | 97% |
| 35445 | 2019-04-26 16:44:30 | 131.52 | 97% |
| 28339 | 2018-11-09 22:25:40 | 112.31 | 94% |
| 25720 | 2018-09-30 15:37:21 | 123.06 | 96% |
| 19723 | 2018-06-22 23:15:05 | 108.03 | 95% |
| 19641 | 2018-06-21 16:33:12 | 112.49 | 94% |
| 6947 | 2017-06-13 18:26:18 | 107.76 | 96% |
| 6676 | 2017-06-03 18:01:21 | 106.01 | 88% |
| 6670 | 2017-06-02 22:56:04 | 97.66 | 89% |
| 2875 | 2017-02-21 00:04:15 | 100.60 | 89% |
| 2094 | 2017-02-02 20:48:02 | 91.04 | 88% |