When you're dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a goddam cemetery. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday, and all that crap. Who wants flowers when you're dead? Nobody.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 55263 | 2023-06-17 23:50:16 | 111.85 | 96% |
| 54993 | 2023-01-07 10:11:16 | 132.22 | 98% |
| 54051 | 2022-07-01 13:55:53 | 139.51 | 97% |
| 50504 | 2020-12-07 21:59:27 | 117.89 | 96% |
| 49385 | 2020-10-07 20:51:41 | 136.53 | 98% |
| 36610 | 2019-05-11 23:43:36 | 129.55 | 96% |
| 36580 | 2019-05-11 23:10:20 | 105.66 | 96% |
| 33752 | 2019-03-10 21:01:52 | 125.65 | 97% |
| 30129 | 2018-12-11 22:55:55 | 146.55 | 98% |
| 25759 | 2018-09-30 19:30:55 | 123.82 | 96% |
| 24321 | 2018-09-13 19:26:18 | 110.74 | 96% |
| 8214 | 2017-07-30 23:06:47 | 121.25 | 98% |
| 6753 | 2017-06-04 23:01:47 | 114.90 | 96% |
| 6212 | 2017-05-22 20:24:44 | 112.01 | 90% |
| 4158 | 2017-03-29 19:15:20 | 117.96 | 93% |
| 3674 | 2017-03-12 00:33:54 | 96.96 | 88% |
| 3283 | 2017-02-27 21:15:34 | 116.59 | 94% |
| 2459 | 2017-02-10 21:34:44 | 92.68 | 86% |
| 1765 | 2017-01-18 21:40:50 | 101.36 | 92% |