Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 18547 | 2018-12-25 17:17:55 | 128.28 | 97% |
| 17566 | 2018-11-29 03:36:21 | 143.29 | 98% |
| 14222 | 2018-10-11 03:10:27 | 130.64 | 97% |
| 9888 | 2018-09-03 07:48:21 | 121.32 | 96% |
| 6584 | 2018-08-16 22:04:58 | 78.31 | 93% |
| 4199 | 2018-07-30 09:45:47 | 99.75 | 97% |
| 2463 | 2018-07-19 16:40:07 | 113.00 | 98% |