And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 7785 | 2012-04-26 20:02:36 | 146.94 | 93% |
| 7250 | 2012-03-27 20:19:53 | 157.00 | 96% |
| 3404 | 2009-05-07 17:21:41 | 110.60 | |
| 2616 | 2009-04-29 13:06:43 | 132.08 | |
| 2398 | 2009-04-26 19:07:06 | 125.95 | |
| 2353 | 2009-04-26 16:58:54 | 125.47 | |
| 1604 | 2009-04-10 23:55:49 | 115.86 | |
| 1370 | 2009-04-05 16:54:00 | 126.21 | |
| 1151 | 2009-04-04 00:08:12 | 122.84 | |
| 837 | 2009-04-01 01:31:58 | 125.26 | |
| 693 | 2009-03-31 00:30:52 | 127.48 | |
| 23 | 2009-03-25 23:28:59 | 120.03 |