And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 3439 | 2012-02-10 16:23:27 | 66.09 | 94% |
| 3347 | 2011-12-29 17:47:33 | 63.71 | 96% |
| 3308 | 2011-05-04 16:31:43 | 67.24 | 95% |
| 2886 | 2010-07-02 16:20:43 | 57.96 | |
| 2266 | 2010-05-08 10:45:13 | 56.10 | |
| 1952 | 2010-04-12 11:55:02 | 57.97 | |
| 1673 | 2010-03-27 15:07:22 | 55.69 | |
| 1590 | 2010-03-25 19:58:58 | 57.70 | |
| 1469 | 2010-03-21 16:09:10 | 56.18 | |
| 1181 | 2010-03-06 14:32:29 | 50.99 | |
| 439 | 2010-02-01 14:59:30 | 42.76 | |
| 266 | 2010-01-25 13:58:35 | 43.70 |