Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 21185 | 2020-02-05 20:25:00 | 101.62 | 95% |
| 18284 | 2019-05-09 10:57:15 | 96.33 | 97% |
| 16169 | 2019-02-03 20:41:30 | 96.28 | 96% |
| 9040 | 2018-06-20 21:13:06 | 83.75 | 94% |
| 626 | 2017-09-05 01:03:59 | 60.70 | 96% |