And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 6921 | 2014-09-15 01:46:18 | 64.88 | 96% |
| 6911 | 2014-09-15 01:07:11 | 57.15 | 94% |
| 6349 | 2014-09-06 06:35:35 | 63.12 | 94% |
| 6307 | 2014-09-05 16:05:52 | 58.17 | 94% |
| 6230 | 2014-09-03 02:46:13 | 66.79 | 95% |
| 6003 | 2014-08-30 23:20:35 | 59.60 | 93% |
| 5234 | 2014-08-17 09:06:05 | 63.33 | 95% |
| 5130 | 2014-08-14 09:44:36 | 67.55 | 95% |
| 5126 | 2014-08-14 09:37:32 | 70.44 | 96% |
| 4075 | 2014-07-09 03:46:07 | 75.15 | 99% |
| 3618 | 2014-07-01 06:51:41 | 64.04 | 95% |
| 3257 | 2014-06-25 04:38:58 | 65.90 | 97% |
| 2523 | 2014-06-12 23:35:39 | 61.50 | 95% |
| 2063 | 2014-05-31 11:48:42 | 67.96 | 98% |
| 885 | 2014-05-11 16:23:34 | 64.79 | 97% |
| 493 | 2014-05-04 22:54:51 | 57.32 | 98% |
| 437 | 2014-05-04 05:56:55 | 63.95 | 97% |
| 235 | 2014-05-02 23:58:43 | 60.47 | 97% |