Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 5467 | 2019-05-23 11:28:03 | 62.47 | 94% |
| 1425 | 2018-09-12 08:41:32 | 60.17 | 95% |
| 86 | 2018-06-20 21:02:11 | 72.92 | 97% |