Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 6101 | 2020-03-24 02:59:22 | 81.61 | 95% |
| 5093 | 2020-03-08 09:28:47 | 95.95 | 97% |