What? A swallow carrying a coconut? It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut. Listen - in order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 95574 | 2022-11-22 00:02:27 | 106.41 | 98% |
| 87734 | 2022-05-09 20:25:37 | 106.14 | 99% |
| 85602 | 2022-03-03 22:34:49 | 113.33 | 99% |
| 85372 | 2022-02-28 16:51:14 | 114.74 | 99% |
| 72499 | 2021-02-17 17:20:16 | 111.78 | 98.7% |
| 67504 | 2020-10-27 02:32:46 | 109.86 | 98% |
| 59720 | 2019-12-05 01:31:39 | 100.36 | 97% |
| 59002 | 2019-11-08 21:31:38 | 102.48 | 98% |
| 58990 | 2019-11-08 21:20:34 | 93.64 | 96% |
| 58770 | 2019-11-01 20:45:41 | 102.54 | 97% |
| 54827 | 2019-08-15 00:40:40 | 94.44 | 97% |
| 50553 | 2019-05-04 00:04:48 | 112.06 | 98% |
| 45370 | 2019-02-27 01:29:19 | 89.21 | 96% |
| 38115 | 2018-11-14 02:44:39 | 98.94 | 97% |
| 27418 | 2018-07-08 01:00:56 | 105.42 | 97% |
| 24934 | 2018-06-05 02:23:35 | 100.05 | 97% |
| 16259 | 2018-02-03 22:44:00 | 80.81 | 95% |
| 15216 | 2018-01-27 02:16:35 | 99.73 | 98% |
| 14489 | 2018-01-07 01:35:27 | 93.88 | 96% |
| 8222 | 2017-07-20 19:09:34 | 83.26 | 96% |
| 6606 | 2017-06-17 21:44:57 | 82.81 | 96% |
| 5584 | 2017-06-01 02:43:57 | 82.19 | 89% |
| 3699 | 2017-05-03 15:26:48 | 93.82 | 97% |
| 2158 | 2017-04-01 16:40:36 | 74.47 | 91% |
| 63 | 2017-03-20 15:54:21 | 57.52 | 88% |