I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 109250 | 2024-01-22 21:32:36 | 119.27 | 99.2% |
| 104165 | 2023-09-12 14:33:42 | 106.22 | 99% |
| 103610 | 2023-09-01 20:12:44 | 110.17 | 97% |
| 102555 | 2023-07-19 17:32:17 | 117.83 | 99% |
| 102545 | 2023-07-19 16:49:05 | 114.24 | 98% |
| 101187 | 2023-06-27 01:11:57 | 112.21 | 97% |