You do right by me, and I guarantee I'll do right by you. But please, please don't turn me into a nun. I'm not that kind of girl. I've got a reputation. Around town I'm known as microwave Jane because they say I heat up faster than any micro. And when the fire chief visited, he wrote up a new code, and made me wear a smoke alarm between my thighs. And then the Coast Guard, he said that I was creating tsunamis in my waterbed. And then the Pope visited, said I was the only person on earth that had been on my knees more times than he had. Now the president's filed a restraining order claiming I have a romantic interest in the Washington Monument. Oh, you men can be so vicious. Look at me! Just look at me! Do I look like that type of girl?
Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
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57381 | 2019-10-12 01:38:46 | 105.58 | 98% |
49671 | 2019-04-24 01:39:30 | 103.14 | 97% |
42456 | 2019-01-12 03:05:54 | 104.45 | 98% |
41567 | 2019-01-03 03:00:40 | 99.82 | 97% |
32060 | 2018-09-10 23:44:33 | 107.74 | 98% |
29092 | 2018-08-04 18:21:42 | 109.32 | 98% |
14413 | 2018-01-06 01:44:37 | 94.48 | 97% |