And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 105092 | 2023-10-05 19:45:42 | 113.76 | 98.2% |
| 102912 | 2023-07-31 19:53:48 | 121.21 | 98% |
| 101109 | 2023-06-22 19:56:18 | 119.96 | 98% |
| 97542 | 2023-01-02 20:53:34 | 128.90 | 99% |
| 95964 | 2022-12-09 23:17:24 | 122.32 | 98% |
| 92316 | 2022-09-08 23:46:49 | 115.22 | 97% |
| 90571 | 2022-07-13 18:26:19 | 137.95 | 99% |
| 86424 | 2022-04-22 19:16:13 | 125.75 | 99% |
| 84426 | 2021-12-28 22:46:14 | 132.58 | 99% |
| 77530 | 2021-07-06 22:31:50 | 120.62 | 99% |
| 77146 | 2021-07-01 15:07:55 | 120.75 | 98% |
| 76558 | 2021-06-27 22:11:24 | 98.83 | 96% |
| 76046 | 2021-06-17 21:13:50 | 111.37 | 98% |
| 75338 | 2021-06-09 21:59:18 | 125.06 | 99% |
| 74347 | 2021-05-27 22:50:20 | 112.98 | 97% |
| 71391 | 2021-01-29 01:56:02 | 115.91 | 98.8% |
| 62429 | 2020-04-15 01:49:58 | 123.42 | 99% |
| 60589 | 2020-01-07 21:21:30 | 104.44 | 96% |
| 60332 | 2019-12-21 23:33:08 | 122.71 | 99% |
| 60077 | 2019-12-19 00:34:14 | 119.99 | 99% |
| 57514 | 2019-10-15 19:55:49 | 116.15 | 98% |
| 53061 | 2019-05-28 20:15:15 | 120.55 | 97% |
| 52553 | 2019-05-18 22:44:43 | 117.20 | 99% |
| 47159 | 2019-03-25 18:59:24 | 113.36 | 97% |
| 46695 | 2019-03-20 20:22:45 | 107.08 | 97% |
| 46545 | 2019-03-13 23:06:58 | 100.88 | 97% |
| 39377 | 2018-11-28 17:13:47 | 114.27 | 98% |
| 32363 | 2018-09-14 18:33:52 | 100.55 | 97% |
| 30286 | 2018-08-23 23:38:10 | 123.13 | 99% |
| 29854 | 2018-08-18 18:27:15 | 116.16 | 98% |
| 21936 | 2018-04-12 01:13:31 | 111.23 | 98% |
| 21611 | 2018-04-07 22:16:19 | 103.89 | 97% |
| 21062 | 2018-04-03 21:36:02 | 94.55 | 97% |
| 21025 | 2018-04-03 03:07:34 | 111.67 | 98% |
| 19236 | 2018-03-10 21:21:04 | 118.70 | 99% |
| 18004 | 2018-02-26 21:05:08 | 109.52 | 99% |
| 17377 | 2018-02-18 01:39:42 | 112.53 | 98% |
| 13863 | 2017-12-09 23:03:41 | 107.24 | 98% |
| 13462 | 2017-11-26 00:12:59 | 115.91 | 99% |
| 13012 | 2017-11-14 02:48:39 | 120.96 | 98% |
| 6433 | 2017-06-13 21:06:37 | 104.96 | 98% |
| 5218 | 2017-05-27 19:49:38 | 94.19 | 94% |
| 5158 | 2017-05-26 16:17:12 | 100.61 | 94% |
| 2994 | 2017-04-11 18:52:28 | 95.73 | 95% |
| 1903 | 2017-03-28 01:29:03 | 80.79 | 89% |
| 1748 | 2017-03-27 17:19:04 | 83.72 | 89% |
| 991 | 2017-03-23 15:51:37 | 73.95 | 91% |
| 637 | 2017-03-22 14:32:30 | 72.60 | 87% |
| 446 | 2017-03-21 19:12:07 | 68.72 | 87% |