The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 12304 | 2013-04-09 01:02:30 | 108.45 | 93% |
| 11839 | 2012-06-24 02:14:37 | 102.93 | 92% |
| 11497 | 2012-03-18 22:33:40 | 106.13 | 94% |
| 11087 | 2012-01-11 17:10:11 | 101.81 | 94% |
| 9180 | 2011-09-24 07:11:45 | 100.51 | 92% |
| 9179 | 2011-09-24 07:09:51 | 105.30 | 93% |
| 8850 | 2011-09-19 07:28:52 | 105.76 | 94% |
| 8702 | 2011-09-17 22:19:40 | 105.85 | 96% |
| 8623 | 2011-09-16 02:19:32 | 103.31 | 96% |
| 8208 | 2011-09-04 02:05:54 | 100.22 | 92% |
| 6253 | 2011-01-10 17:25:00 | 96.99 | |
| 6204 | 2011-01-04 22:04:05 | 109.37 | |
| 6042 | 2010-12-18 05:37:07 | 105.06 | |
| 5735 | 2010-12-08 00:32:08 | 95.08 | |
| 5714 | 2010-12-07 01:30:04 | 95.66 | |
| 5339 | 2010-11-23 19:16:06 | 97.59 | |
| 4177 | 2010-10-12 23:38:39 | 90.56 | |
| 3960 | 2010-10-04 15:14:14 | 86.10 | |
| 3948 | 2010-10-04 02:05:04 | 103.01 | |
| 3833 | 2010-10-03 04:49:37 | 97.25 | |
| 3171 | 2010-08-22 21:50:33 | 102.15 | |
| 2772 | 2010-07-21 04:13:03 | 92.74 | |
| 1956 | 2009-01-23 20:46:57 | 83.34 | |
| 1894 | 2009-01-22 05:48:14 | 87.01 | |
| 959 | 2008-11-23 22:46:52 | 87.88 | |
| 877 | 2008-11-14 23:26:09 | 82.91 | |
| 710 | 2008-11-05 02:42:27 | 84.94 |