Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 13172 | 2023-01-28 00:07:21 | 127.87 | 98% |
| 10251 | 2021-12-09 16:57:47 | 140.58 | 100% |
| 10195 | 2021-12-06 17:42:17 | 132.14 | 97% |
| 10018 | 2021-11-29 18:27:12 | 137.32 | 100% |
| 6426 | 2021-06-15 15:29:47 | 132.65 | 98% |
| 5836 | 2021-05-17 21:30:27 | 106.88 | 96% |
| 5228 | 2021-04-17 16:17:51 | 130.26 | 98% |
| 1854 | 2020-11-15 16:44:33 | 131.54 | 98% |
| 847 | 2020-10-14 22:35:55 | 121.47 | 98% |