And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2584 | 2020-03-07 09:24:00 | 125.71 | 98% |
| 2389 | 2016-01-03 07:59:51 | 129.24 | 95% |
| 2248 | 2014-12-15 04:27:33 | 127.69 | 95% |
| 1860 | 2012-10-07 03:57:14 | 120.73 | 93% |
| 1705 | 2011-12-19 05:46:23 | 108.28 | 92% |
| 1665 | 2011-11-22 05:08:02 | 110.99 | 95% |
| 1187 | 2011-04-23 04:41:11 | 119.59 | |
| 1168 | 2011-04-22 19:04:48 | 107.28 | |
| 462 | 2011-02-25 06:20:48 | 94.90 | |
| 340 | 2011-02-16 05:50:59 | 72.70 |