And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 14057 | 2014-07-28 14:59:57 | 79.32 | 95% |
| 13714 | 2013-01-08 08:57:58 | 82.32 | 95% |
| 13252 | 2012-10-31 08:58:09 | 94.13 | 98% |
| 13179 | 2012-10-24 20:57:13 | 98.86 | 99% |
| 12637 | 2012-05-03 08:24:06 | 87.53 | 98% |
| 12628 | 2012-05-03 08:13:15 | 91.20 | 99% |
| 12435 | 2012-03-06 13:14:29 | 99.55 | 99% |
| 12359 | 2012-03-02 16:06:38 | 90.94 | 95% |
| 12323 | 2012-03-02 08:59:53 | 88.72 | 97% |
| 12318 | 2012-03-02 08:53:05 | 87.65 | 97% |
| 12313 | 2012-03-01 15:59:09 | 88.44 | 97% |
| 12307 | 2012-03-01 15:53:38 | 105.53 | 100% |
| 12188 | 2012-02-29 15:01:37 | 100.75 | 100% |
| 11781 | 2012-01-12 16:03:01 | 98.27 | 98% |
| 11239 | 2012-01-08 09:46:31 | 97.00 | 98% |
| 10533 | 2011-11-04 15:46:34 | 90.53 | 98% |
| 10238 | 2011-10-21 09:31:25 | 92.59 | 98% |
| 10039 | 2011-10-12 09:19:18 | 83.94 | 98% |
| 9590 | 2011-09-07 06:53:37 | 86.74 | 97% |
| 9149 | 2011-06-14 21:56:13 | 94.03 | 98% |
| 9069 | 2011-06-14 08:46:53 | 93.03 | 97% |
| 8469 | 2011-06-04 00:27:37 | 88.94 | 98% |
| 8398 | 2011-06-01 14:35:48 | 95.34 | 98% |
| 8378 | 2011-06-01 14:16:57 | 88.59 | 98% |
| 7875 | 2011-05-27 07:51:02 | 102.07 | 100% |
| 7803 | 2011-05-26 12:59:30 | 90.13 | 97% |
| 7790 | 2011-05-26 10:47:50 | 94.39 | 100% |
| 7591 | 2011-05-20 13:38:10 | 82.65 | 96% |
| 7358 | 2011-05-12 12:55:07 | 82.74 | 95% |
| 7230 | 2011-05-05 09:27:47 | 76.11 | 99% |
| 6997 | 2011-04-07 12:25:37 | 87.55 | |
| 6755 | 2011-03-10 09:21:37 | 85.43 | |
| 6228 | 2010-12-01 11:25:15 | 96.83 | |
| 5982 | 2010-11-10 14:24:30 | 89.42 | |
| 5740 | 2010-11-03 13:05:04 | 100.37 | |
| 5355 | 2010-10-20 08:36:45 | 86.06 | |
| 4826 | 2010-10-04 12:26:21 | 87.62 | |
| 4211 | 2010-05-05 09:02:05 | 83.84 | |
| 3420 | 2009-12-16 13:53:43 | 95.97 | |
| 3100 | 2009-11-13 15:17:06 | 79.54 | |
| 3081 | 2009-11-13 14:12:28 | 79.44 | |
| 2608 | 2009-09-22 09:26:12 | 95.79 | |
| 2010 | 2009-07-09 13:19:33 | 90.96 | |
| 2002 | 2009-07-09 13:10:49 | 83.68 | |
| 1433 | 2009-06-23 09:16:23 | 88.93 | |
| 1282 | 2009-06-16 14:08:07 | 74.86 | |
| 768 | 2009-03-18 08:54:49 | 90.61 | |
| 472 | 2009-01-19 11:43:31 | 74.65 | |
| 409 | 2009-01-18 21:15:42 | 102.56 | |
| 166 | 2009-01-14 15:58:01 | 81.25 |