The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 12772 | 2017-12-31 14:57:09 | 103.99 | 98% |
| 12330 | 2015-07-09 13:35:49 | 98.11 | 92% |
| 12225 | 2015-05-04 20:44:32 | 100.49 | 90% |
| 12018 | 2015-03-19 12:53:13 | 105.31 | 97% |
| 11458 | 2013-10-27 08:10:04 | 96.05 | 94% |
| 11115 | 2013-04-29 13:22:19 | 94.32 | 92% |
| 10467 | 2012-08-06 06:41:51 | 96.22 | 91% |
| 10439 | 2012-08-05 10:41:58 | 86.86 | 91% |
| 10087 | 2012-05-01 14:20:00 | 94.90 | 94% |
| 9825 | 2012-04-06 17:04:33 | 98.09 | 93% |
| 9354 | 2012-02-10 06:37:05 | 107.74 | 96% |
| 8887 | 2011-12-04 15:46:57 | 92.23 | 91% |
| 8746 | 2011-11-21 13:16:41 | 85.60 | 89% |
| 8466 | 2011-10-21 06:21:42 | 105.09 | 96% |
| 8260 | 2011-10-04 14:10:19 | 81.26 | 89% |
| 7708 | 2011-08-19 11:55:53 | 88.25 | 90% |
| 7003 | 2011-07-11 09:49:27 | 86.31 | 88% |
| 5429 | 2011-04-15 07:49:20 | 91.60 | |
| 5193 | 2011-04-01 03:17:07 | 100.03 | |
| 5175 | 2011-03-31 14:38:25 | 103.01 | |
| 5105 | 2011-03-28 12:13:31 | 92.78 | |
| 5025 | 2011-03-25 11:50:44 | 89.05 | |
| 4799 | 2011-03-14 15:46:27 | 86.78 | |
| 4610 | 2011-03-06 10:27:38 | 93.61 | |
| 4245 | 2011-02-08 14:49:26 | 85.09 | |
| 3148 | 2010-12-26 08:15:09 | 102.37 | |
| 2479 | 2010-11-03 03:41:19 | 86.82 | |
| 2190 | 2010-10-25 04:24:08 | 76.76 | |
| 1635 | 2010-09-25 07:56:20 | 85.18 | |
| 1378 | 2010-09-13 14:22:58 | 88.56 | |
| 940 | 2010-08-31 09:56:26 | 77.91 | |
| 816 | 2010-08-27 14:00:29 | 74.38 | |
| 815 | 2010-08-27 13:59:04 | 78.60 | |
| 480 | 2010-07-23 13:56:52 | 84.88 |