And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 7293 | 2012-01-12 13:33:00 | 72.33 | 93% |
| 6168 | 2011-08-28 13:58:19 | 73.99 | 94% |
| 5681 | 2011-08-26 11:20:59 | 81.21 | 95% |
| 4998 | 2011-05-02 14:23:55 | 68.94 | |
| 4901 | 2010-10-30 10:58:58 | 77.64 | |
| 4219 | 2010-03-19 14:31:42 | 72.34 | |
| 3749 | 2009-11-16 18:09:28 | 70.00 | |
| 3556 | 2009-11-10 19:26:07 | 73.35 | |
| 3483 | 2009-11-08 16:16:55 | 69.13 | |
| 3337 | 2009-11-05 19:09:42 | 64.70 | |
| 2670 | 2009-10-30 19:57:09 | 70.61 | |
| 2233 | 2009-10-25 16:59:41 | 61.40 | |
| 1185 | 2009-10-14 05:35:43 | 53.40 | |
| 1054 | 2009-10-08 11:59:10 | 64.10 | |
| 593 | 2008-12-06 15:54:27 | 54.21 | |
| 475 | 2008-09-26 22:17:27 | 49.93 | |
| 266 | 2008-09-01 12:47:44 | 45.57 | |
| 248 | 2008-09-01 12:20:33 | 47.54 |