Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 62496 | 2022-08-12 12:28:50 | 158.25 | 100% |
| 60138 | 2022-07-17 16:45:21 | 154.49 | 99% |
| 59183 | 2022-07-08 20:59:18 | 159.44 | 100% |
| 56701 | 2021-11-08 18:19:01 | 138.77 | 97% |
| 54624 | 2021-04-18 22:16:42 | 160.51 | 100% |
| 53260 | 2021-01-10 01:29:05 | 127.76 | 97% |
| 46829 | 2020-04-04 12:06:53 | 163.85 | 99% |
| 36428 | 2020-01-27 12:45:45 | 162.61 | 99% |
| 15777 | 2019-06-05 12:58:58 | 168.49 | 100% |
| 12239 | 2018-12-16 22:22:17 | 116.99 | 97% |
| 11748 | 2018-08-01 18:04:49 | 145.56 | 99% |
| 10749 | 2018-06-16 11:34:34 | 132.69 | 98% |
| 1296 | 2018-03-17 00:24:43 | 138.08 | 98% |
| 793 | 2018-03-13 13:19:05 | 169.78 | 99% |
| 266 | 2018-03-07 17:21:05 | 162.62 | 98% |