Well, the Red Cross called out, you know, for blankets, clothes, anything. So Carlson, out of the goodness of his heart, shipped these destitute earthquake victims in Guatemala three thousand blonde stretch wigs. You know, I still have this picture in my mind of quake victims stumbling through the rubble, all looking like Dolly Parton.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 81588 | 2020-12-02 11:56:35 | 84.66 | 96% |
| 81128 | 2020-11-29 10:37:18 | 97.58 | 98% |
| 72503 | 2020-06-18 12:07:55 | 105.10 | 99% |
| 71745 | 2020-06-13 12:10:32 | 108.82 | 99% |
| 71115 | 2020-05-31 07:18:35 | 106.28 | 98% |
| 70411 | 2020-05-20 05:11:06 | 103.74 | 98% |
| 62495 | 2019-10-18 22:11:52 | 94.49 | 97% |
| 61920 | 2019-10-05 10:00:21 | 84.07 | 96% |
| 58700 | 2019-08-19 23:39:47 | 100.35 | 99% |
| 57695 | 2019-07-04 00:32:59 | 108.64 | 97% |
| 54688 | 2019-05-12 02:57:06 | 92.01 | 96% |
| 50713 | 2019-03-20 09:58:56 | 83.76 | 97% |
| 40274 | 2018-11-07 15:22:29 | 88.97 | 96% |
| 36048 | 2018-10-05 03:07:47 | 85.16 | 96% |
| 29122 | 2018-08-14 22:49:39 | 84.00 | 97% |
| 27142 | 2018-07-27 08:45:04 | 91.64 | 97% |
| 25970 | 2018-07-12 21:55:24 | 79.85 | 97% |
| 25896 | 2018-07-12 16:52:43 | 81.18 | 97% |
| 22435 | 2018-06-05 17:49:41 | 83.41 | 95% |
| 19380 | 2018-05-10 22:26:40 | 96.09 | 98% |
| 18493 | 2018-05-05 23:04:55 | 85.22 | 98% |
| 14446 | 2018-04-05 01:22:17 | 76.77 | 96% |
| 12176 | 2018-03-18 19:56:58 | 96.49 | 99% |
| 11366 | 2018-03-12 03:51:04 | 94.49 | 98% |
| 9862 | 2017-11-16 10:20:09 | 73.26 | 96% |
| 6026 | 2017-10-25 13:08:02 | 73.47 | 97% |
| 1867 | 2017-08-02 08:28:30 | 58.54 | 94% |