Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 6260 | 2019-11-27 03:43:26 | 60.51 | 97% |
| 4094 | 2019-02-20 23:50:23 | 51.21 | 95% |
| 2592 | 2017-10-09 10:20:11 | 56.60 | 98% |