I never did like the idea of sitting on newspapers. I did it once, and all the headlines came off on my white pants. On the level! It actually happened. Nobody bought a paper that day. They just followed me around over town and read the news on the seat of my pants.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 143304 | 2024-03-29 04:14:51 | 107.69 | 96% |
| 141301 | 2024-03-15 20:14:36 | 92.28 | 95.6% |
| 138706 | 2024-02-19 00:38:37 | 96.91 | 96.4% |
| 133840 | 2024-01-15 00:35:13 | 146.25 | 98.9% |
| 125429 | 2023-11-16 20:46:30 | 115.90 | 97.7% |
| 116024 | 2023-09-18 20:41:31 | 115.88 | 97% |
| 114678 | 2023-09-09 00:48:48 | 124.92 | 97% |
| 113302 | 2023-09-01 16:17:07 | 99.16 | 95% |
| 113169 | 2023-09-01 02:34:57 | 122.54 | 97% |
| 112514 | 2023-08-30 16:35:26 | 130.95 | 98% |
| 104696 | 2023-05-22 02:11:11 | 112.57 | 96% |
| 102056 | 2023-05-13 09:36:01 | 106.70 | 98% |
| 99943 | 2023-04-30 06:12:46 | 121.15 | 99% |
| 98252 | 2023-04-15 22:09:11 | 112.17 | 97% |
| 97612 | 2023-04-02 02:27:56 | 113.17 | 98% |
| 97248 | 2023-03-24 17:13:26 | 100.18 | 97% |
| 87178 | 2022-12-01 18:12:25 | 116.06 | 98% |
| 85991 | 2022-11-11 03:41:23 | 128.08 | 98% |
| 80226 | 2022-09-22 20:23:22 | 125.34 | 98% |
| 76743 | 2022-08-14 09:54:34 | 102.66 | 97% |
| 76424 | 2022-08-12 10:01:04 | 116.65 | 98% |
| 74568 | 2022-07-12 03:47:14 | 128.31 | 98% |
| 74032 | 2022-07-10 07:55:38 | 106.83 | 97% |
| 73786 | 2022-07-10 00:37:13 | 142.60 | 100% |
| 66928 | 2022-04-30 03:44:20 | 104.61 | 97% |
| 62153 | 2022-03-21 18:51:27 | 126.99 | 98% |
| 57285 | 2022-02-03 19:58:36 | 102.78 | 97% |
| 53862 | 2022-01-08 07:49:59 | 103.05 | 97% |
| 52620 | 2021-12-26 00:52:13 | 92.73 | 96% |
| 50676 | 2021-12-10 20:22:31 | 95.52 | 97% |
| 46169 | 2021-10-11 18:59:00 | 111.76 | 97% |
| 39687 | 2021-08-02 00:10:05 | 87.71 | 97% |
| 36736 | 2021-02-28 23:36:15 | 82.98 | 96% |
| 28624 | 2020-11-16 00:40:07 | 87.70 | 95% |
| 16967 | 2020-06-20 18:06:07 | 112.51 | 99% |