Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 23931 | 2021-06-11 07:27:34 | 104.65 | 97% |
| 21748 | 2021-04-25 10:02:48 | 106.34 | 98% |
| 19786 | 2021-02-28 12:44:36 | 104.34 | 96.6% |
| 3617 | 2017-12-25 08:04:17 | 82.61 | 97% |