Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 23358 | 2023-11-05 01:25:51 | 129.53 | 97.4% |
| 17004 | 2023-04-24 00:37:29 | 123.98 | 97% |
| 14954 | 2023-03-03 04:58:23 | 99.53 | 94% |
| 13501 | 2022-12-18 22:30:33 | 149.31 | 98% |
| 1735 | 2017-09-12 19:46:33 | 111.23 | 96% |
| 1243 | 2017-09-06 02:04:11 | 108.77 | 96% |