When you're dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a goddam cemetery. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday, and all that crap. Who wants flowers when you're dead? Nobody.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 64047 | 2023-07-26 18:34:05 | 106.95 | 98% |
| 63458 | 2022-12-17 01:18:50 | 93.57 | 97% |
| 62596 | 2022-06-22 06:18:08 | 110.68 | 98% |
| 52699 | 2021-07-28 10:45:38 | 107.10 | 97% |
| 51574 | 2021-06-28 23:04:43 | 105.26 | 97% |
| 49711 | 2021-06-10 13:25:08 | 96.39 | 96% |
| 49295 | 2021-06-04 05:34:52 | 90.97 | 96% |
| 48014 | 2021-05-29 01:04:14 | 88.52 | 95% |
| 47002 | 2021-05-25 12:42:41 | 95.62 | 95% |
| 46615 | 2021-05-23 10:24:00 | 98.53 | 95% |
| 46156 | 2021-05-15 16:40:54 | 93.82 | 98% |
| 44714 | 2021-04-24 16:12:47 | 106.69 | 98% |
| 43253 | 2021-02-20 21:27:38 | 92.04 | 95.3% |
| 41860 | 2021-01-26 13:42:44 | 94.50 | 96% |
| 41410 | 2021-01-22 21:35:08 | 86.59 | 96% |
| 38743 | 2020-12-03 12:10:41 | 98.02 | 98% |
| 38668 | 2020-11-28 17:06:57 | 80.74 | 95% |
| 33863 | 2019-10-08 16:58:29 | 110.84 | 99% |
| 33144 | 2019-10-02 22:17:48 | 86.29 | 96% |
| 32292 | 2019-09-18 22:59:38 | 96.67 | 97% |
| 22450 | 2019-01-18 08:51:49 | 75.85 | 96% |
| 20134 | 2018-11-15 22:05:00 | 77.64 | 96% |
| 20027 | 2018-11-12 08:47:35 | 72.77 | 95% |
| 18555 | 2018-10-16 11:43:45 | 74.99 | 95% |
| 17584 | 2018-10-07 18:53:49 | 87.44 | 97% |
| 16514 | 2018-09-24 15:45:31 | 88.16 | 97% |
| 15329 | 2018-09-13 09:16:21 | 75.86 | 96% |
| 7350 | 2018-05-27 18:14:11 | 64.97 | 95% |
| 1600 | 2018-04-07 22:25:41 | 51.18 | 92% |
| 917 | 2018-03-28 21:47:36 | 55.45 | 95% |