The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 16733 | 2013-01-26 11:14:26 | 97.88 | 96% |
| 15784 | 2012-01-05 11:35:51 | 102.32 | 95% |
| 15685 | 2011-12-28 12:46:21 | 81.61 | 91% |
| 15311 | 2011-12-23 00:50:14 | 94.37 | 93% |
| 15151 | 2011-12-19 09:11:04 | 90.07 | 94% |
| 15108 | 2011-12-18 18:30:07 | 83.29 | 90% |
| 15068 | 2011-12-18 01:49:07 | 87.09 | 91% |
| 15039 | 2011-12-17 15:27:05 | 88.69 | 93% |
| 14820 | 2011-12-10 13:21:35 | 79.41 | 90% |
| 12922 | 2011-02-15 20:12:45 | 87.76 | |
| 12485 | 2011-02-09 13:19:30 | 88.96 | |
| 11608 | 2011-01-30 15:36:54 | 79.70 | |
| 11514 | 2011-01-28 10:58:04 | 110.09 | |
| 11289 | 2011-01-25 12:53:01 | 89.36 | |
| 11015 | 2011-01-14 15:56:01 | 114.96 | |
| 10393 | 2010-12-10 14:05:15 | 91.75 | |
| 8395 | 2010-08-03 15:29:37 | 89.95 | |
| 8342 | 2010-08-02 14:22:30 | 87.99 | |
| 8322 | 2010-08-01 14:05:38 | 79.09 | |
| 7828 | 2010-07-20 14:11:25 | 88.49 | |
| 7072 | 2010-06-17 11:24:29 | 77.60 | |
| 6051 | 2010-03-13 12:28:31 | 90.68 | |
| 5927 | 2010-03-05 23:34:13 | 83.88 | |
| 5829 | 2010-03-05 15:16:26 | 79.94 | |
| 5820 | 2010-03-05 15:07:54 | 75.80 | |
| 5658 | 2010-03-04 13:34:04 | 75.91 | |
| 5591 | 2010-03-03 16:47:44 | 65.08 | |
| 5585 | 2010-03-03 16:41:23 | 77.41 | |
| 5504 | 2010-03-01 15:39:03 | 77.08 | |
| 5411 | 2010-02-25 12:51:52 | 75.63 | |
| 5164 | 2010-01-28 15:03:08 | 79.14 | |
| 5036 | 2010-01-27 18:36:33 | 76.26 | |
| 4806 | 2010-01-23 13:45:21 | 78.27 | |
| 4710 | 2010-01-14 13:06:05 | 67.75 | |
| 4447 | 2009-09-20 15:43:11 | 70.95 | |
| 3973 | 2009-09-14 22:02:19 | 71.34 | |
| 3917 | 2009-09-12 17:24:05 | 68.54 | |
| 3829 | 2009-09-10 13:37:41 | 75.03 | |
| 3284 | 2009-09-02 18:07:21 | 70.83 | |
| 3212 | 2009-09-01 09:53:23 | 66.78 | |
| 3113 | 2009-08-09 19:53:47 | 67.44 | |
| 2857 | 2009-08-05 23:45:33 | 68.39 | |
| 2776 | 2009-07-24 14:21:27 | 68.91 | |
| 2133 | 2009-05-11 19:47:07 | 64.53 | |
| 1704 | 2009-04-01 15:53:43 | 60.56 | |
| 1692 | 2009-03-31 21:04:18 | 65.10 | |
| 1236 | 2009-03-09 16:31:31 | 60.14 | |
| 788 | 2009-02-09 21:20:29 | 55.83 | |
| 334 | 2009-01-25 14:12:19 | 62.85 | |
| 292 | 2009-01-21 18:01:40 | 52.78 |