And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 16971 | 2015-05-24 20:22:14 | 102.77 | 98% |
| 16803 | 2013-02-20 19:29:20 | 102.68 | 94% |
| 16530 | 2012-04-11 02:06:46 | 93.98 | 96% |
| 16519 | 2012-04-11 01:50:35 | 87.08 | 90% |
| 16345 | 2012-03-17 00:00:20 | 95.90 | 91% |
| 15960 | 2012-01-20 09:15:46 | 105.68 | 94% |
| 15437 | 2011-12-26 21:52:37 | 106.78 | 93% |
| 15360 | 2011-12-23 01:36:35 | 93.18 | 92% |
| 14754 | 2011-12-07 16:36:57 | 108.05 | 94% |
| 14673 | 2011-12-03 03:50:30 | 104.94 | 95% |
| 14369 | 2011-11-21 15:33:48 | 99.19 | 91% |
| 14150 | 2011-11-14 16:48:35 | 95.18 | 92% |
| 13570 | 2011-02-23 12:07:02 | 92.65 | |
| 13423 | 2011-02-22 16:01:47 | 90.37 | |
| 13349 | 2011-02-20 14:33:43 | 93.35 | |
| 13101 | 2011-02-16 16:18:16 | 104.15 | |
| 12698 | 2011-02-13 15:04:06 | 96.55 | |
| 12520 | 2011-02-09 13:53:39 | 95.21 | |
| 12443 | 2011-02-07 18:45:40 | 96.53 | |
| 11773 | 2011-01-31 10:15:04 | 86.29 | |
| 11287 | 2011-01-25 12:50:36 | 97.51 | |
| 11102 | 2011-01-17 10:26:53 | 101.90 | |
| 11039 | 2011-01-14 16:18:44 | 96.56 | |
| 11023 | 2011-01-14 16:02:41 | 105.40 | |
| 10742 | 2011-01-07 21:25:14 | 99.06 | |
| 10700 | 2011-01-06 12:52:40 | 87.48 | |
| 10637 | 2011-01-05 17:18:13 | 104.97 | |
| 10282 | 2010-11-27 22:37:22 | 89.82 | |
| 10190 | 2010-10-22 14:48:16 | 102.03 | |
| 9924 | 2010-10-01 14:44:38 | 92.61 | |
| 9786 | 2010-09-28 11:29:03 | 99.22 | |
| 9337 | 2010-08-31 14:58:05 | 86.93 | |
| 9154 | 2010-08-26 13:07:09 | 98.19 | |
| 9028 | 2010-08-25 07:55:21 | 90.66 | |
| 9012 | 2010-08-25 07:41:56 | 96.76 | |
| 8921 | 2010-08-24 16:11:44 | 92.53 | |
| 8779 | 2010-08-14 16:05:39 | 92.29 | |
| 8147 | 2010-07-27 11:04:45 | 89.52 | |
| 7766 | 2010-07-10 10:51:19 | 88.55 | |
| 7243 | 2010-06-19 15:06:51 | 87.97 | |
| 6723 | 2010-05-09 16:46:36 | 91.12 | |
| 6620 | 2010-05-06 22:27:42 | 91.43 | |
| 5633 | 2010-03-04 13:01:40 | 77.41 | |
| 4719 | 2010-01-14 13:15:43 | 70.21 | |
| 4565 | 2009-12-28 17:21:02 | 75.12 | |
| 3693 | 2009-09-09 16:17:39 | 79.84 | |
| 3227 | 2009-09-02 13:22:08 | 75.48 | |
| 3188 | 2009-09-01 09:24:55 | 80.55 | |
| 3097 | 2009-08-09 19:36:09 | 74.84 | |
| 3037 | 2009-08-09 17:47:21 | 77.23 | |
| 3004 | 2009-08-08 16:40:03 | 72.36 | |
| 2244 | 2009-05-30 10:42:04 | 80.70 | |
| 1835 | 2009-04-05 20:59:33 | 70.50 | |
| 1800 | 2009-04-04 20:17:41 | 64.25 | |
| 1597 | 2009-03-26 19:49:47 | 66.57 | |
| 1203 | 2009-03-07 17:35:34 | 65.77 | |
| 965 | 2009-02-23 10:44:38 | 64.65 | |
| 769 | 2009-02-09 20:56:14 | 64.52 | |
| 667 | 2009-02-07 22:11:02 | 62.54 | |
| 54 | 2009-01-15 19:27:13 | 48.40 |