I never knew I could drive like that. I was going faster than I've ever gone before, and yet, it all seemed to be happening in slow motion. I was seeing three and four moves ahead, weaving in and out of lanes like an Olympic skier on a gold medal run. I knew I was challenging the very laws of physics. At Queens Boulevard, I took the shoulder. At Jewel Avenue, I used the median. I had it. I was there... and then... I hit the Van Wyck. They say no one's ever beaten the Van Wyck, but gentlemen, I tell you this - I came as close as anyone ever has. And if it hadn't been for that five-car-pile-up on Rockaway Boulevard, that numbskull would be on a plane for Seattle right now instead of looking for a parking space downstairs.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 149607 | 2020-12-10 23:12:36 | 84.26 | 98% |
| 141785 | 2020-08-11 23:14:05 | 77.34 | 97% |
| 138534 | 2020-06-23 05:56:42 | 77.17 | 97% |
| 137136 | 2020-06-02 20:43:22 | 72.16 | 97% |
| 126733 | 2019-12-28 19:23:18 | 77.08 | 98% |
| 126360 | 2019-12-19 20:45:35 | 77.91 | 97% |
| 118369 | 2019-08-22 02:05:52 | 75.44 | 97% |
| 117882 | 2019-08-17 05:45:22 | 73.92 | 97% |
| 108321 | 2019-03-25 04:06:01 | 76.03 | 97% |
| 104391 | 2019-01-26 22:34:24 | 70.23 | 97% |