Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 5378 | 2017-10-14 22:58:36 | 51.89 | 97% |
| 5316 | 2017-09-24 09:27:18 | 45.50 | 96% |