Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1966 | 2018-11-02 07:15:16 | 91.40 | 97% |
| 1779 | 2018-10-21 10:17:17 | 80.17 | 97% |