And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 4192 | 2017-08-15 01:52:39 | 110.52 | 97% |
| 3718 | 2013-07-19 03:13:45 | 113.52 | 94% |
| 3409 | 2012-11-22 03:59:52 | 105.97 | 92% |
| 2168 | 2012-07-19 20:27:53 | 111.53 | 94% |
| 2136 | 2012-07-19 09:26:30 | 99.89 | 92% |
| 2112 | 2012-07-18 07:02:55 | 100.58 | 93% |
| 2012 | 2012-07-16 16:28:01 | 102.14 | 92% |
| 1469 | 2012-07-08 19:29:42 | 97.56 | 92% |
| 1276 | 2012-07-07 19:35:47 | 102.01 | 94% |
| 1144 | 2012-07-07 11:51:45 | 102.28 | 94% |
| 739 | 2012-06-28 16:36:15 | 99.31 | 92% |
| 649 | 2012-06-23 14:36:21 | 106.46 | 95% |
| 611 | 2012-06-19 14:03:27 | 85.75 | 89% |