Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 49095 | 2017-04-23 06:04:12 | 126.90 | 96% |
| 47564 | 2017-02-25 07:02:25 | 113.13 | 91% |
| 47140 | 2017-02-17 13:08:34 | 121.21 | 98% |