Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 4452 | 2019-03-09 14:43:52 | 58.94 | 96% |
| 1283 | 2018-10-16 08:15:39 | 50.56 | 95% |
| 646 | 2018-10-01 15:22:49 | 55.33 | 95% |