And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2077 | 2013-01-22 06:28:11 | 123.86 | 98% |
| 1463 | 2011-11-07 19:34:15 | 116.57 | 95% |
| 1244 | 2011-10-30 22:16:20 | 114.84 | 95% |
| 1058 | 2011-10-26 15:25:26 | 115.12 | 95% |
| 1057 | 2011-10-26 15:24:38 | 115.82 | 97% |
| 999 | 2011-10-25 13:37:09 | 112.74 | 96% |
| 592 | 2011-10-19 13:24:41 | 104.35 | 95% |
| 551 | 2011-10-19 11:11:51 | 111.63 | 95% |