See, I write jokes for a living, man. You know, I sit in my hotel at night, I think of something that's funny, then I go get a pen and I write it down. Or, if the pen's too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain't funny.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 398700 | 2023-07-29 23:58:06 | 116.53 | 99% |
| 398024 | 2023-07-24 15:18:02 | 139.83 | 100% |
| 395118 | 2023-06-22 13:53:47 | 118.75 | 98% |
| 389300 | 2023-03-18 22:13:19 | 128.65 | 100% |
| 382846 | 2023-01-17 23:10:06 | 126.80 | 99% |
| 382561 | 2023-01-15 18:39:50 | 114.25 | 99% |
| 378096 | 2022-12-02 12:45:37 | 110.43 | 98% |
| 377524 | 2022-11-28 10:48:53 | 109.03 | 99% |
| 375384 | 2022-11-06 06:17:29 | 113.44 | 98% |
| 373976 | 2022-10-25 13:02:27 | 133.77 | 100% |
| 371621 | 2022-10-06 09:25:07 | 125.49 | 100% |
| 370851 | 2022-09-30 23:16:22 | 116.15 | 99% |
| 368535 | 2022-09-05 18:22:03 | 132.55 | 100% |
| 366541 | 2022-08-20 15:48:10 | 126.29 | 99% |
| 363414 | 2022-07-14 21:15:49 | 119.17 | 98% |
| 359315 | 2022-06-09 08:22:35 | 111.39 | 98% |
| 358800 | 2022-06-05 04:50:23 | 134.10 | 100% |
| 352941 | 2022-04-23 03:19:59 | 116.02 | 98% |
| 348353 | 2022-03-20 09:31:45 | 122.34 | 99% |
| 347508 | 2022-03-14 04:28:24 | 126.00 | 99% |
| 346814 | 2022-03-09 05:17:52 | 120.50 | 100% |
| 346320 | 2022-03-04 18:27:15 | 130.37 | 100% |
| 344630 | 2022-02-18 01:39:34 | 126.89 | 100% |
| 342651 | 2022-02-04 09:02:06 | 122.32 | 100% |
| 340531 | 2022-01-19 15:42:05 | 123.47 | 99% |
| 338752 | 2022-01-10 01:24:35 | 119.18 | 98% |
| 336127 | 2021-12-23 13:16:47 | 107.08 | 98% |
| 332322 | 2021-11-27 08:52:05 | 140.21 | 100% |
| 329839 | 2021-11-12 21:38:12 | 134.05 | 100% |
| 322884 | 2021-09-27 20:28:39 | 120.64 | 99% |
| 320544 | 2021-09-14 16:06:46 | 117.07 | 98% |
| 318860 | 2021-08-29 15:30:17 | 109.05 | 98% |
| 315284 | 2021-08-04 15:15:38 | 113.56 | 99% |
| 312032 | 2021-07-16 01:40:14 | 132.80 | 100% |
| 311184 | 2021-07-10 15:21:13 | 129.65 | 100% |
| 307252 | 2021-06-08 15:02:27 | 120.60 | 99% |
| 304576 | 2021-05-18 20:13:16 | 128.58 | 99% |
| 301884 | 2021-04-29 14:58:55 | 130.55 | 100% |
| 297740 | 2021-03-29 12:10:12 | 128.10 | 99% |
| 293465 | 2021-02-27 06:02:58 | 107.19 | 98.2% |
| 289736 | 2021-02-04 06:08:48 | 109.09 | 98.5% |
| 289006 | 2021-01-28 19:33:49 | 128.71 | 100% |
| 288062 | 2021-01-22 17:23:10 | 127.06 | 100% |
| 282105 | 2020-12-07 21:50:33 | 122.46 | 100% |
| 278964 | 2020-11-12 16:45:26 | 101.83 | 98% |
| 275550 | 2020-10-08 09:55:34 | 137.12 | 100% |
| 275436 | 2020-10-07 10:01:44 | 71.46 | 100% |
| 274790 | 2020-10-02 10:26:54 | 131.96 | 100% |
| 259920 | 2020-05-23 02:55:04 | 121.75 | 98% |
| 258842 | 2020-05-13 19:51:33 | 124.59 | 99% |
| 258256 | 2020-05-10 02:25:59 | 123.76 | 100% |
| 248276 | 2020-03-11 22:40:22 | 93.24 | 98% |
| 244837 | 2020-02-10 16:42:13 | 102.31 | 99% |
| 241956 | 2020-01-17 09:53:39 | 112.68 | 98% |
| 237108 | 2019-12-06 23:20:16 | 92.12 | 97% |
| 236681 | 2019-12-04 19:34:11 | 122.74 | 100% |
| 232707 | 2019-11-15 02:44:06 | 81.16 | 96% |
| 227945 | 2019-10-19 01:57:55 | 137.10 | 100% |
| 226948 | 2019-10-13 17:54:44 | 120.66 | 99% |
| 224925 | 2019-09-29 13:58:14 | 111.03 | 98% |
| 224737 | 2019-09-28 03:52:48 | 124.87 | 100% |
| 222147 | 2019-09-10 11:35:24 | 90.16 | 98% |
| 221899 | 2019-09-08 18:48:09 | 118.83 | 99% |
| 218108 | 2019-08-18 16:36:50 | 126.86 | 100% |
| 217827 | 2019-08-16 20:34:41 | 129.78 | 100% |
| 215306 | 2019-08-03 01:40:38 | 109.31 | 98% |
| 205358 | 2019-06-15 04:14:15 | 111.79 | 99% |
| 194828 | 2019-04-11 15:12:11 | 131.52 | 100% |