Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 315265 | 2021-08-04 14:44:48 | 111.82 | 99% |
| 312999 | 2021-07-21 05:37:41 | 97.64 | 99% |
| 279999 | 2020-11-20 23:10:34 | 109.06 | 99% |
| 277281 | 2020-10-30 03:32:22 | 106.48 | 98% |
| 272270 | 2020-09-12 14:59:24 | 82.62 | 96% |
| 257755 | 2020-05-07 14:00:26 | 106.95 | 99% |
| 248148 | 2020-03-11 13:09:54 | 105.62 | 99% |
| 242274 | 2020-01-19 10:58:23 | 105.10 | 99% |
| 234738 | 2019-11-26 09:15:09 | 97.11 | 98% |
| 230728 | 2019-11-02 17:05:32 | 105.71 | 98% |
| 230726 | 2019-11-02 17:03:30 | 95.81 | 98% |
| 227295 | 2019-10-15 19:48:35 | 99.36 | 98% |
| 221947 | 2019-09-09 10:43:44 | 106.15 | 98% |
| 210232 | 2019-07-06 01:18:36 | 86.94 | 97% |
| 207931 | 2019-06-26 15:39:36 | 101.21 | 99% |
| 196461 | 2019-04-26 03:18:52 | 106.42 | 99% |
| 190641 | 2019-03-13 14:18:38 | 81.05 | 97% |
| 177916 | 2018-12-18 06:52:14 | 99.20 | 99% |
| 169454 | 2018-10-09 20:05:56 | 79.15 | 98% |
| 168412 | 2018-10-03 06:13:54 | 93.86 | 98% |
| 165716 | 2018-09-19 16:33:59 | 105.20 | 99% |
| 161721 | 2018-08-23 10:16:19 | 104.63 | 99% |
| 161720 | 2018-08-23 10:12:58 | 105.34 | 99% |
| 156378 | 2018-07-01 11:30:11 | 94.95 | 98% |
| 151510 | 2018-05-27 08:12:23 | 97.56 | 98% |
| 150792 | 2018-05-23 04:53:18 | 90.53 | 98% |
| 141948 | 2018-04-11 00:39:11 | 91.61 | 99% |
| 131470 | 2017-08-30 17:17:14 | 103.84 | 99% |
| 131469 | 2017-08-30 17:15:41 | 93.17 | 99% |