Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2915 | 2018-09-28 20:33:47 | 78.94 | 96% |
| 1396 | 2017-02-06 15:37:46 | 78.16 | 91% |