Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 17159 | 2015-04-29 04:25:46 | 88.21 | 97% |
| 16574 | 2014-01-16 08:54:57 | 89.17 | 92% |
| 16269 | 2013-12-18 07:46:35 | 96.14 | 97% |
| 15885 | 2013-12-02 01:27:34 | 95.39 | 97% |
| 15631 | 2013-11-21 11:18:02 | 99.96 | 95% |
| 15275 | 2013-11-11 05:00:59 | 90.95 | 94% |
| 15171 | 2013-10-31 01:42:46 | 105.94 | 100% |
| 14822 | 2013-10-17 01:46:31 | 92.41 | 95% |
| 13859 | 2013-09-09 01:48:51 | 101.55 | 98% |
| 13642 | 2013-08-28 08:43:32 | 93.92 | 97% |
| 13025 | 2013-08-11 12:28:23 | 94.69 | 96% |
| 11595 | 2013-06-12 08:31:43 | 94.39 | 99% |
| 11340 | 2013-06-03 07:00:14 | 79.42 | 96% |
| 10714 | 2012-12-18 02:26:50 | 85.24 | 96% |
| 9770 | 2012-09-27 01:29:22 | 76.40 | 94% |
| 9706 | 2012-09-25 04:08:36 | 91.19 | 95% |
| 9663 | 2012-09-24 01:19:40 | 90.97 | 97% |
| 9469 | 2012-09-18 09:06:41 | 90.31 | 97% |
| 8939 | 2012-09-10 01:39:09 | 85.66 | 94% |
| 8758 | 2012-09-07 01:29:28 | 79.54 | 92% |
| 7869 | 2012-08-18 11:28:36 | 87.61 | 95% |
| 7857 | 2012-08-17 09:18:20 | 91.48 | 97% |
| 7798 | 2012-08-16 06:53:52 | 85.81 | 96% |
| 6605 | 2012-07-16 01:13:05 | 83.56 | 97% |
| 5686 | 2011-02-22 00:50:16 | 81.19 | |
| 5665 | 2011-02-20 15:05:30 | 76.33 | |
| 5564 | 2011-02-15 06:23:31 | 72.10 | |
| 5419 | 2011-01-27 01:51:25 | 78.79 | |
| 5235 | 2010-10-06 17:38:29 | 74.99 | |
| 4541 | 2010-08-10 11:08:50 | 76.94 | |
| 3894 | 2010-07-14 16:28:11 | 71.26 | |
| 3190 | 2010-06-27 12:51:44 | 76.54 | |
| 2749 | 2010-06-17 09:01:03 | 75.04 | |
| 1617 | 2009-07-13 15:02:25 | 64.36 | |
| 173 | 2008-10-27 13:09:39 | 65.95 |