Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 14728 | 2024-04-12 02:32:54 | 71.62 | 94.8% |
| 14136 | 2023-08-29 15:12:30 | 83.12 | 96% |
| 9896 | 2022-04-07 01:19:04 | 69.60 | 96% |
| 5560 | 2021-01-25 01:51:06 | 67.47 | 94% |
| 4062 | 2020-01-05 03:28:08 | 57.66 | 93% |
| 2438 | 2019-05-17 09:49:11 | 75.74 | 94% |
| 2005 | 2019-03-06 08:06:45 | 72.46 | 96% |