Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2959 | 2021-07-31 20:38:03 | 73.71 | 95% |
| 1790 | 2020-09-28 14:21:34 | 67.11 | 95% |