Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 5549 | 2020-11-20 08:22:59 | 34.47 | 92% |
| 1765 | 2019-07-22 09:07:12 | 33.06 | 92% |