And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 3076 | 2016-02-15 22:19:48 | 86.04 | 93% |
| 2794 | 2015-12-30 22:39:56 | 82.07 | 92% |
| 2659 | 2015-11-17 23:31:18 | 78.02 | 92% |
| 1937 | 2013-06-19 01:18:13 | 80.58 | 90% |
| 1559 | 2013-06-11 20:27:25 | 94.32 | 97% |
| 1357 | 2013-06-10 14:50:41 | 81.74 | 92% |
| 726 | 2013-06-02 00:18:27 | 78.52 | 93% |
| 628 | 2013-06-01 21:50:29 | 74.51 | 91% |
| 462 | 2013-06-01 16:41:53 | 69.74 | 89% |
| 155 | 2013-05-29 08:00:47 | 75.82 | 92% |