And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1535 | 2009-07-02 14:00:07 | 107.19 | |
| 1502 | 2009-06-25 16:33:25 | 91.81 | |
| 1448 | 2009-05-29 15:54:24 | 97.28 | |
| 1042 | 2009-04-23 13:07:01 | 98.39 | |
| 644 | 2009-04-11 14:11:20 | 83.74 | |
| 588 | 2009-04-10 13:29:41 | 100.13 | |
| 513 | 2009-04-08 15:55:33 | 94.86 | |
| 336 | 2009-04-04 15:56:31 | 98.24 | |
| 278 | 2009-04-02 17:26:09 | 102.44 |