Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 19669 | 2020-11-13 01:00:25 | 93.84 | 98% |
| 18379 | 2020-10-03 00:21:00 | 85.50 | 97% |
| 16128 | 2020-08-23 11:13:08 | 85.17 | 99% |
| 12934 | 2020-06-15 20:54:53 | 77.28 | 96% |
| 11475 | 2020-04-06 11:50:57 | 77.55 | 96% |
| 2373 | 2019-11-12 11:00:27 | 65.27 | 98% |
| 268 | 2019-09-20 09:21:47 | 64.91 | 98% |